An Interview with Belial from The Demon Always Wins

Posted Sep 28 2018, 7:07 am

Today I’m going to ask you to jump over to Ink and Magick to read an interview with Belial fromThe Demon Always Wins.



His interviewer is a saucy young witch with scant respect for a venerated demon. D. Lieber, the owner of Ink and Magic, told me it’s the only guest interview she’s ever read where she laughed aloud. And one of my friends from Eight Ladies Writing told me she nearly spat coffee on her keyboard.



Here’s a quick taste:


Welcome to Ink & Magick. I’m your friendly neighborhood witch. What kind of spell can I get for you today?

I am Belial, Chief Operating Demon of Hell and soon to be Chief Executive Demon, second only to Satan himself. What could I possibly need from a young woman who spends her time dismembering frogs?

Well, aren’t we hoity-toity? Cool your jets there, demon-boy. I do a lot of these interviews, and I happen to know at least three other demons who also claim to be second-in-command in Hell.

The others are exaggerating. Satan has promised that if I seduce Dara Strong into cursing the Enemy, I will win that promotion.

Yeah, well he promised me that if I let him voh-de-oh-doh without a condom, I wouldn’t get knocked up, but I’ve got a little cambion at home with his daddy’s glowing red eyes that says he’s a big, fat liar.

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