Old Joke #33

Posted Mar 14 2010, 9:00 am in


Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”

Horrified, Katie tells her grandmother that 2 people who are nearly 100 years old having sex was surely asking for trouble.

“Oh no, my dear,” replies granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”

She paused to wipe away a tear.

“He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

(Thanks to Steven G for this one!)

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